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Lactose Free
v1 · by joshthompson768
Wordpress has been prone to uncomfortable bloat for a while now. I am convinced after 10 minutes on wikipedia that this may be caused by milk.
About this plugin
This plugin removes all lactose proteins from your wordpress site and makes sure you drink your soy milk. If you think you might actually be lactose intolerant please contact your health provider as this plugin cannot help real people and is an act of satire. P.s it actually replaces any instance of the word “Milk” with “Soy Milk” in content.